bacon yank

The original term used for when you tie kite string around a raw piece of BACON, have a girl swallow it, and, when you're about to drop your nut while banging her in the ass you YANK the string causing her to puke up the bacon which causes her sphincter to contract.

I want to BACON YANK her ass.

by Brad Madison June 17, 2007

bacon shoulders

to sit behind someone in a lecture and nestle bacon on their shoulders in the interest of creating an aura of humiliation around the individual

im going to make that nerd with the lazy eye bacon shoulders next period, he deserves it!!

by matt porter April 23, 2008

Bacon Bug

Bacon Bug

Another term for the H1N1 Flu Virus, also known as the "Swine Flu." The H1N1 Flu was dubbed the "Bacon Bug" by a native Tampa, FL man.

That muthafucka is spreadin the damn bacon bug all over the damn place! Now I'm as sick as a pig!

by Sumo813 September 20, 2009

shakey bacon

A cute guy is shakey bacon.

p1: shiz look at that shakey bacon.

p2: oooh....nice :P

by Charleene Darleene March 30, 2009

bacon rind

Description of a vagina that has a large amount of white discharge attached, particularly around the most exposed areas.

Named as such due to it having an appearance similar to bacon rind

"Urgh, that lass I wen't home with last night must have had 3 pounds of bacon rind in her knickers. Made me pull a nine-volter"

by Thevoiceof March 16, 2008

Bacon butty

(n.) Greasy, fatty piece of bacon in a roll that is buttered in a most wasteful way. Eaten mostly by peasants in the north of England.

I ate a bacon butty and felt my cholesterol level double.

by Banastre July 16, 2004

sticky bacon

having eggs and bacon for breakfast and realizing that you didn't eat a strip of bacon but an adhesive bandage, hence the name "sticky bacon".

random bacon
1)carl:i want some bacon for breakfast
peggy: theres already some made
carl: wow! random bacon
2)carl: wow some bacon fell into my lap that sure is some random bacon

by shish 101 April 4, 2005