Hog Nog

Semen or more generally called jizz/cum

I was so aroused that I prematurely sprayed my hog nog on her glasses.

by ThatGuy 915 December 31, 2022

hog turd

A euphemism for a playing card bearing the number three. Why three's? Hog turds weigh three pounds.

Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."

by FubarrFromGB January 1, 2023

Hog Cycle

A deck used by insufferable basement dwellers that jerk off to nothing but black dicks and gay porn and use their cheeto powder covered fingers to spam hog rider, musketeer and ice golem and call it “defence” and will never expect that their overrated ass deck takes 0 skill and the fact they get 0 bitches or maidens.

- “I’m gay.”
- “Knew you played hog cycle”

by SkellyKingLover January 4, 2023

look at the cutters on that hog

When a girl has big tits and one points it out to their friend

Kevin: Woah man, look at the cutters on that hog they’re ginormous!

John: Yeah man, they are something.

by xcghjklp-098uyt January 8, 2023

Lee hog

Massive pedo who touches his bald dog (ryley) very innapropriatly and ejacuates in ryleys eyes

“I just did a Lee hog” meaning I just committed unfathomable acts to a bald dog

by Pedo man July 17, 2023

hog rot

When you have an engorged and enflamed hog between your thighs that's tender to the touch. Might smell of cottage cheese and butane. Usually caused by multiple nights without a shower and unprotected sex. Enflamation and overencomberence.

Dude I got a bad case of hog rot, don't be mad if I'm slow to get up.

by Hog in the Machine July 17, 2023

hog glider

the HOG GLIDER is a counterpart of the all-popular hog rider card in clash of clans which is used in some interesting ways.

"ily uwu"
"shut the fuck up you meatrider"
"nah fam i use the hog glider card i slide that meat"

by stinkifarts!!!!! July 21, 2023