Sloppy Dallas

A sexual act created by youtubers SnipingSoup, McNasty and The Dooo. One performs a Sloppy Dallas by packing a fat lip and then proceeding to engage in oral sex with another person, or themselves if said person is so flexible. According to Soup, “You would have so much dip spit on your shaft, brother. Your dick would look like a turd.” This act is (to our worldly knowledge” theoretical, so don’t try it.

“After a Sloppy Dallas, it looks like somebody mowed the lawn on thine peen”

by ass.ey October 15, 2020

Sloppy dallas

Blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

I got a sloppy dallas from my 8 dads last night. All the dip spit got on my shaft. Took me 7 hours clean it.

by Phattt Thicc NIck Dipples October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When a girl gives a man a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

“She gave him a sloppy Dallas”

by Dr Ibrahim Finkelstein October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

When she got dip in and suck your cock muscles out the tube

Bro 1: Bro my dick deflated I got that sloppy Dallas last night she was good’n. Bro2: rad

by I’m getting October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

When a redneck honky packs a fat lip and sucks you off

Hey boy would you come over here and give me a sloppy Dallas?

by Hittheyeet October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

The act of packin a fat lip then giving a blowjob

Hey let me give you a Sloppy Dallas

by Dom1natr1x October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip

Girl: want me to give you a Sloppy Dallas?
Guy: what the hell is that?
Girl: I spit dip on your penis.
Guy: fuck it, I’ll try it.

by Lightbreaker165 October 15, 2020