arse over teakettle

To fall in an awkward manner, head over heels.

I fell arse over teakettle down the stairs.

by laddybuck May 18, 2016

Kiss My Arse

English Idiom

The meaning of this term is derived from Witchery.

During a Witches' Sabbath (or Black Mass), the head Witch leads a ceremony where, upon tying a mask of the face of Satan to his bare buttocks, he invites all other witches to prove their loyalty by kissing it.

The modern English term, therefore, is used to suggest that a particularly irritating person can be likened to an evil witch.

Person A: Why don't you do the washing up before you go to work instead of leaving it all day in the sink where it looks messy and starts to stink!!!

Person B: Why don't you KISS MY ARSE!

by Tony du sxw2 October 24, 2025

Genie Arse

Genius.

Cheers mate! You are a genie arse!

by Good Ol Jasper July 11, 2010

Arse Mechanic

A gay man, more "butch" and "rugged" than "camp" and "raving".

Mike: "I didn't realise Sergeant Muscle was bent".....
Jim: "Yeah man he's an arse mechanic"

by peterbeans December 28, 2010

Arse bag

A bag of ass

I don't want to meet you if you're going to shout at me, you arse bag.

by SeptemberSunset June 9, 2021

Out on my arse

Being kicked out of your home, left alone with no where to live, ie homeless

My mam has left me out on my arse

by Ambergumna6891 October 19, 2019

NAE-ARSE-ACIST

A Narcissist with no arse/ass/buns/buttocks/Derriere ... this condition is normally accompanied by a sister disorder where they dislike Ski holidays, democracy and moving home. Sometimes spotted on Call of Duty: Warzone, when not making themselves the centre of attention at wedding number 12 of the year. Ironically, where their complete lack of arse is laid bare for all to see.

that Ruaraidh is such a Nae-arse-acist

by mystery excelsiorite January 22, 2021