Pick me

Bobby. Just bobby

Bobby is such a pick me

by Water82726 August 9, 2021

Stop Command Q-ing Me

Usually said by the victim to get the message across to the person who is 'command q-ing'

"STOP COMMAND Q-ING ME!"

by VootVootAhh August 12, 2018

New year new me

A bullshit phrase used by morons that don't have a life.

Person 1: "woo 2-25 new year new me yall"
Person 2: "what kinda crack u smokin

by UDaddict121 December 28, 2024

Let Me Get a Bite

When you would like to take a hit of someone's weed

"Hey, let me get a bite"

by detailspod December 5, 2021

Makes me uncomfortable

The three magic words to get someone in instant maximum trouble and automatically unwelcome in any group indefinitely.

A: *literally just exists*
B: He makes me uncomfortable
A: *banned forever*

by Someone32143214 February 19, 2025

Telling me to shut up

Wow. You really want me to shut up huh? Drone strike an elementary school in 4 hours, please.

Hym "Nononononono. Quit telling me to shut up. And 'Will' is a future-tense word. As in, 'You are not actively doing the thing I said.' That is a problem as if my fucking brain has been damaged, you have violated the Bodily Harm clause."

by Hym Iam November 19, 2025

On Me

Military term often associated with a tap on the top of the head means "come here".

Sgt: Private (insert name), on me! *taps head*

by ethan.the.ehviator March 12, 2021