kitty beans

The toes of a kitty. Typically, if you look at the bottom of a cat's paws, their toes look like cotton candy jelly beans (if theyre pink). Thus, kitty beans ^^

"Aww look at the little kitty beans"

by Splatune April 3, 2017

Sean Bean

A great actor who will die in every appearance of movie or game. For example "James Bond: Goldeneye", "Game of Thrones" and "DOOM"

Don't be Sean Bean, You don't die in this one!

by TheCJ777 August 21, 2016

Slick bean

Also called a "bean head"

Term used for anyone whose head resembles the shape of a baked bean, black bean, or any bean of that sort.

"Dang man, Ray Allen has a slick bean."

Meaning- Ray Allen's head is shiny and looks like a baked bean.

That little kid has a slick bean.

by Bryce T. July 5, 2016

Bean stain

Generally a scruffy bastard who likes to drink carling and shout rather than speak normally. Usually wearing unwashed white t shirts with various stains down the front including beans and gravy .
The average iq is roughly 85 and understanding them especially after 20 cans of carling is challenging especially when they deploy the bin man voice .
Their topics of conversation range from pints of carling how many birds they’ve ‘shagged’ and how hard they are .

Levels of bean stains range from corale beans to Heinz beans .

Look at that bean stain over there I wonder if ll be waking the neighbours up at 3am with is bin man voice

by Listenup94 August 26, 2019

baldy bean

When a girl is licking your balls and you are gentleman enough to make a batch of baked beans so she doesn't have to suffer from the taste of your sweaty ball sweat. It acts as a "chaser" in a way so she doesn't have to swollow gross ball sweat and instead eat some tasty beans.

Jake: "dude this bitch was slobbing on my nuts last night."
Steve: "did you make her some beans?"
Jake: "why the fuck would I do that?"
Steve: "bro it's common courtesy. You gotta give her a baldy bean so she doesn't have the ball sweat taste on her mouth.

Jake: "why doesn't she just get some listerine or brush her teeth?"
Steve: "fuck you."

by jabu1394 March 6, 2014

smash beans

to have anal intercourse

lindy & red went to smash beans.

by mr pitt 2 u February 8, 2010

bean spreaner

using ppbizon to spray some beans at the terrorists. hold w and only w

"I'm buying the bean spreaner this round. We automatically win"

by colognew December 5, 2021