Shirting

When one has to take off their shirt due to the intestinal pain that is due to... (enter possible cause for the diarrhea that tested your accuracy and ability to puke through your legs whilst painting the bowl... impossible)

Ugh I drank way too much last night. I’ve been shirting all morning.

by Bowl Banter February 20, 2023

Tee shirt titties

Female breast that are visible even in a loose fitting tee shirt.

Dude…that girls got tee shirt titties.

by Tst March 8, 2024

shirt dandruff

the shitty residue left over when ironing and spraying starch

Friend: Hey man your shirt looks like shit! Whats all that flaky shit on it...

YOU: Oh, man f-ck! Its shirt dandruff!

by DrHazeLeaf, FOESHO March 9, 2008

shirt hanger

When a person is so fat that their shirt hangs over their belly.

1)At Mcdonalds I saw a kid who was a real shirt hanger.

by Kevin Clark November 21, 2007

75 same color t-shirt

Name code for the best deal on a lb of cocain.

-Wassup dawg!
-Wassup ma nigga!
-75 same color t-shirt .
-For sure dawg.

by bathsaltonmyfries March 3, 2017

Shirt stretcher

A fat fuck who constantly pulls their shirt away from their gunt to give the illusion of not being obese.

Jon keeps pulling his shirt away from his gut. What a shirt stretcher.

by m4gssssss August 6, 2017

shirt pigs

slang for large boobs

that girl has massive shirt pigs.

by mutant-lizard February 3, 2010