A fat person who claims they have medical problems preventing them from being a normal weight when they really just stuff their face.
Barbara has always been very overweight and she always claimed she was on a strict health-food diet plan, but one night I saw her at a buffet with a plate overflowing with hotdogs, sandwiches, fries, chocolate cake, and the list goes on. She's a closet hog.
by deepspace10 November 30, 2010
Get the closet hogmug. by Johnny Hammersticks 420 March 3, 2021
Get the Tropical Hogmug. To want to become a wh*re after a relationship ends. Wanting to sleep with multiple random women etc.
by Tehemokdgj August 7, 2022
Get the Hog Offmug. A friend who rescues you from potential disaster with a fattie after you have drank too much -- how? -- by scraping the hog off you and dragging you out the bar or club.
by Jiggleby January 17, 2014
Get the hog scrapermug. The incessant insistent blue bog & hog blog could consist of issues, such as, I love sleeping.I love keeping. I love time keeping n even d oc. Weeping as ts cleanses th spirit
for th purpose of greater gud.
for th purpose of greater gud.
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010
Get the bog & hog blogmug. Male who enjoys using dating apps frequently and gets lots of matches but only interacts and chases the hogs (slightly or fully chubby girls who love getting porked) and then proceeds to invite them to his crib and give them a royal porking and treat them like shit and if the women isn’t using birth control they are forced to abort the baby
by GeneralHogman1 January 7, 2024
Get the Hog Huntermug. When you have an engorged and enflamed hog between your thighs that's tender to the touch. Might smell of cottage cheese and butane. Usually caused by multiple nights without a shower and unprotected sex. Enflamation and overencomberence.
by Hog in the Machine July 17, 2023
Get the hog rotmug.