Soulless, spineless, and money hungry, member of the succubus species. Feeds on pitty, drama, and bullshit. Will attempt to use its wits of a broken oreo to lure in its mate. Once mating season arrives it will try to use its wet paper sack giblet wound to attract its mate.
Stay away from tree nut street, that porch spider is in heat.
That girl look like an ole porch spider!
That girl look like an ole porch spider!
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Synonymous with the verb variations of Peter Parker and Tom Holland
To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or being badly burned in a cartoon.
Synonymous with the verb variations of Peter Parker and Tom Holland
To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or being badly burned in a cartoon.
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