Rain Massacre

1) A famous speech constructed by a very, very, fuckeyed individual. Now the gold-standard for being as high as a kite, and then some.

If someone is so high that they are rain massacred then they are toked out.

2)

"I AM THE RAIN MASSACRE,
FROM OUTER SPACE I WANNA GET DOWN,
SIT DOWN,
HIT DOWN,
GET MY BITCH DOWN."

Zach: "Question, you think Jerry is fuckeyed?"
Mike: "For sure, he's one toke over the line."
Jerry: "I AM... THE RAIN MASSACRE!"

by babyjesusmb August 12, 2009

Rain Delay

When you’re trying to have sex with a girl, but you can’t because she’s crying.

Billy: “Hey, did you wait out the rain delay with Sally last night?”
Gio: “No, the bed was rained out. But maybe she’ll give me a doubleheader today!”

by Woke Motherfucker May 9, 2023

shitty on the rain faucet

Ripping the bong a perfect amount of times.

Yo bro, you want to get absolutely shitty on the rain faucet when we get home?

by Doodul April 15, 2024

rain hat

Where you insert your head in a woman's vagina and Wear her like a rain hat

I stuck my head in her vag and wore her like a rain hat

by M8nime January 5, 2017

rain slicker

A blow job with a condom on

Josh gave Tommy a rain slicker in the kitchen.

by Nickmo29 July 22, 2018

Jack LOVES Risk of Rain 2

Code for a truly gay man to let his inner desires roam free through the proverbial "Jack"

Whenever I'm really feeling repressed I shout "JACK LOVES RISK OF RAIN 2" and the local gays make me feel much better

by JelqerJelqerOnTheWall April 2, 2025

I Think I Like When It Rains

A song made by a music artist named 'WILLIS'. AKA the most fire song ever made.

Jen: "Hey, do you know that song, "I Think I Like When It Rains"?
Blake: "Oh, is it by that cool music artist named 'WILLIS'?"
Jen: "YEA!"

by was alive 10 years ago February 16, 2023