May 13

National Give Your Homies Head Day

National Give Your Homies Head Day is preferably the best holiday of the year! This holiday occurs on May 13

You: Yo, you know what day It is?
Homie: Nah bro. What day is it?
You: National Give Your Homie Head Day
Homie: Ah shit...

by PoohsEvilTwin May 9, 2022

May 14

May 14 is celebrated as International Kiss Your Homie Day. Show your realest mofos how much you love em by giving them a kiss on the cheek, or the lips ( No Homo of course ;) )

"Dude, it's May 14, aka International Kiss Your Homie Day today."
"Really? Well then cmere bro"

by bigbazoongas3000 May 12, 2022

May 29th

national fuck someone until you get arrested for noise complaints

mark: It’s may 29th.
dog: no please

by MeAndTheBoysDrinkingBEANS May 28, 2021

May 3rd

National Miranda’s Birthday Day. Hug everyone you know named Miranda and say happy birthday.

It’s May 3rd so it’s Miranda’s Birthday time to get litttttty.

by BlahBlah2345 October 30, 2019

May 18

You Are the Best person in the world and the coolest everyone loves you no matter what they say Ok? So Happy birthday! People wish to be as beautiful as You so congragulate ur self especially if your name is Angel

My birthday is may 18

Really?

Yeah!

I love You!

by Luischico123456789 January 25, 2022

May 11th

May 11th is the day when your friend, who is named something stupid like Joe, makes you do something stupid. And afterwards you're surprised that you are even alive.

Joe and Quan almost died because Joe wanted to go swimming in the middle of a tornado.

May 11th = Joe is a Dumbass

by Daddy Thomas May 7, 2022

May 9

Release date of Feel Good Inc. by Gorillaz. It is a national holliday.

Person 1- "Hey dude, it's may 9th!"
Person 2- "Happy birthday Feel good inc!"

by kiwster May 9, 2020