May 14

May 14 is celebrated as International Kiss Your Homie Day. Show your realest mofos how much you love em by giving them a kiss on the cheek, or the lips ( No Homo of course ;) )

"Dude, it's May 14, aka International Kiss Your Homie Day today."
"Really? Well then cmere bro"

by bigbazoongas3000 May 12, 2022

May 13

National Give Your Homies Head Day

National Give Your Homies Head Day is preferably the best holiday of the year! This holiday occurs on May 13

You: Yo, you know what day It is?
Homie: Nah bro. What day is it?
You: National Give Your Homie Head Day
Homie: Ah shit...

by PoohsEvilTwin May 9, 2022

elliot may

An amazing person who is beautiful and caring and has amazing friends that love her and will look out for her no matter what, she is shy but is funny and makes everyone laugh no matter how they are feeling. An all round amazing friend!!

Oh your friends with elliot may I wish I was

by Lwood468 May 20, 2018

No Masturbation May

The month where the beating of the dick or self penetration of the vagina is forbidden

R1:Yo it no no masturbation may
R2:Dammit

by keepscrollingkeeplooking April 19, 2020

May 17th

National give head to every gender you see

Hey bro it’s May 17th I call getting head first

by 69_420unkwonkuser May 1, 2022

May 9th

A bad bitch with a fat ass and pretty face birthday! Best personality always t’d df up

Lul boy: “When’s your birthday?”
Bad bitch: “May 9th”
Lul boy: “Oh that’s why you a bad bitch with the fatty”

by Thiccbihfr September 7, 2020

Excuse-a-may

A word that no one has ever heard about. Technically something that a drama queen would say.

Cheyenne: I made out with your boyfriend last night

Whitney: excuse-a-may?!

by Betty Jo February 14, 2019