italy

Home to the world's hairest, most abrassive and generally annoying people. Living off the glory of the former roman empire, which spoke Latin, not Italian. Get over yourself Italy. You're country is a piece of crap now, and pissed of that its neighbors to the north are a hell of a lot better.

Person 1: Wow, that girls pretty hairy, she must be Greek.
Person 2: No man, I think she's from Italy.

by Wendellll October 16, 2006

italian

When related to sex it is an act when the condom is placed on the penis using nothing but the mouth.

My girlfriend always does Italian before blowing me.

by bestloved August 17, 2009

italian fisherman

When you stuff your gold italian necklace in a girls foof while leaving the gold horn hanging out

I cant believe mario gave that chick the italian fisherman in his iroc-z.

by Donkey Puncharello October 3, 2005

Italians

I believe that Albanians arent even similar to Italians? Or am I wrong? There is like a while social class difference there. Anyway, im more then half Italian, and my grandpa on my moms side was in the Mafia. Making our family Mafioso. So all those people who are ignorant.

"Italians are great"

by JyLL October 11, 2004

Italian Stallion

Sarcastic term for a chauvinistic, hairy, macho, uneducated, tacky, self absorbed Italian guy. The term mocks an Italians false image of themselves as attractive or tough. The I.S. is dressed in tacky clothes, with gold chains and the shirt unbuttoned to show their animal like chest hair. They drive camaros or cheap sport cars typically in red or black in an attempt to attract tacky women. The I.S. incessantly talks about pasta or other italian food. They talk about their culture but not the things they have to be proud of. They speak of stealing or getting over or fighting and are very proud. You can find them working as landscapers or garbage men or masons. Their speech will be littered with broken italian terms or english with moronic italian sounding endings. They also try to feign they have some connection to the mafia or organized crime as if you should respect them for that. Dark skin - black hair slicked back and over done - leather shoes that you have no idea where anyone could possibly find them. Wear primarily black. Goes to the gym to lift weights rather than getting an education. Their large families propagate the idea to themselves that what they do is socially acceptable or favorable given they do not have anyone in sight that is normal.

The most hilarious thing is most of the entries for this term are great examples of what an Italian Stallion would say. Look at the group of morons saying they have large penis's and they are Hot. Great example!

Hey look at the italian stallion with the gold chains and tight shirt - what a loser.

by the dilly October 18, 2008

italy

Home to the most Ethnocentric, Conceited and Hairy people.

Andrew: Damn, that italian girl is so conceited.
Jeff: Yeah, especially since she shaved all that arm hair.
Frank: Italy sucks

by Andrew D April 18, 2006

Italian Cow

A cow that speaks Italian while mooing at the same time, normally while eating.

A cow eating a piece of bacon that sounded Italian and then started mooing, making it an Italian Cow.

by Jimbo The Italian Cow May 7, 2011