clown cock

A fuck up. One who fools around too much. Clown cockery: the act of clown cocking. Clown cocking :the madcap actions of the said clown cock.

You need to get serious and stop being a clown cock. The clown cockery has to stop now.

by irondaddy2262 October 11, 2016

cock cuddling

Snuggling or cuddling up to your man's cock and sucking. Giving a long, drawn out blow job, often while on a drive or while watching a movie. Always done with extreme enjoyment and never in. hurry.

Last night, my boyfriend and I went to the movies. Much to my disappointment there were too many people for me to get in a good cock cuddling session during the show. Thankfully I was able to snuggle up to his cock on the long drive home.

by grl_gone_wild December 31, 2017

cock raiser

Any physical aspect of the human anatomy (generally part of the female anatomy) that causes a penis to become erect when a male sees it.

Dude 1: Did you see the booty on that girl?
Dude 2: Shit, did I! It was a real cock raiser

by GTPRIX September 30, 2014

cock fog

verb

A strategy or tacktic of a Cock Blocker, who elusively Blocks a Cock without leaving definitive evidence that he is in fact a Cock Blocker.

"But Dawson said she has herpes?"

"No Russ... He wants her for himself. You're in some serious Cock Fog right now."

by KitsSmeller May 26, 2016

Attention Cock

The art of gaining a member of the opposite sex's attention by depraving them of attention thus resulting in sexual activity.
This normally takes place in a club / bar or a social setting.

"I went to the club last night and I used the attention cock on Sarah, she fell for it hook, line and sinker!"

by Kingbiller September 6, 2009

Alcohol cock

Having enough alcohal in the system to be unable to perform any sexual act(s) without falling over, vomiting, yelling obscene things, falling asleep.
-One of the few cures to this, is throwing a bucket of Ice-cold water onto said person(s) face.

Buddy : " Man, last night was the worst, my girlfriend and I were finally about to do the ' dirty deed ' but I had a drink or two too many and I couldn't do it. "

Friend : " Man, sounds like you had Whiskey Dick. "

Guy : "Hold on, did you fall over, or vomit or anything? "

Buddy : " yeah, and I eventually fell asleep. "

Guy : " You had alcohol cock. "

by love-hate-masturbate August 18, 2011

Cock Crammer

A person (male or female) who enjoys shoving a penis into a tight space, and cramming it.

I was having a good night with sally, turns out She's a Cock Crammer.

by Cock Crammer November 13, 2022