Chocolate River

The chocolate river involves a girl eating a mass amount of taco bell, and then having vaginal sex from behind. During which she suprises him by unloading all of her diarrea onto the mans stomach, hips, and of course his genitals, making a sort of river from her anus.

"After giving my girlfriend the dirty sanchez she got her revenge with a chocolate river!"

by Willy's Wonka August 15, 2009

Chocolate Eclair

Having a shit in someones laptop then closing the lid so that it squidges out the bottom

i am going to give you a chocolate eclair if you carry on

by Deverill_is_the_bug_man July 28, 2011

Chocolate Wings

Taken from the mainstream aviation reference for "earning your wings" referencing the minting a new pilot. Chocolate wings refers to losing one's anal virginity.

After I bought her the 2 carat diamond engagement ring I earned my chocolate wings.

by Travis and Kathleen September 9, 2021

Chocolate Jesus

A formed chocolate bar in the shape of the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

I gave that self rightious preachy fat bitch a chocolate Jesus for Christmas. She loved it and then ate Christ's head.

by [e-mail] December 24, 2004

Chocolate Wind

The act of sharting on someone's face. Higher degrees of a Chocolate Wind are the Chocolate Storm and the Chocolate Katrina

I was trying to give Sarah a hot lunch, but all i could muster was a Chocolate Wind

by fatgianthead December 10, 2006

Chocolate Lugie

Fecal matter that is ejected from the penis along with semen after anal sex.

Yeah dude, I totally shot a chocolate lugie all over her.

by ko7 October 2, 2007

chocolate fluffernutter

a delicious sandwich that includes chocolate, marshmallows, and peanut butter, preferably pressed hot in a panini.

I was going to eat something healthy, but then I said, "Fuck it, I'll have a chocolate fluffernutter."

by eirishis February 12, 2008