(noun)
The civilized part of an airplane where you sip sparkling wine at 35,000 feet and convince yourself you’ve “earned this” because you answered two emails last week. Nobody should know that you've ended up here because of a free upgrade to due capacity reasons. And dont forget that this is the part of the plane where flight attendants pretend to care more just because you might have paid their monthly income for just the one-way ticket.
Description:
A sanctuary of legroom and linen napkins, Business Class is where the Wi-Fi is faster, the air smells faintly of ambition, and the seat reclines further than most people’s life goals. It’s not just travel — it’s performance relaxation.
Population:
• Entrepreneurs who say “I don’t fly coach — not for vibrational reasons.”
• Tech bros typing on laptops that haven’t been turned on since boarding.
• People who post a photo of champagne with the caption “Grind never stops.” (yep, the ones who got that upgrade for free)
Side Effects:
• Using “jet lag” as an identity.
• Forgetting that the curtain behind you conceals the rest of humanity.
• Spontaneous urge to say “I’ll circle back” mid–glass of Chardonnay.
The civilized part of an airplane where you sip sparkling wine at 35,000 feet and convince yourself you’ve “earned this” because you answered two emails last week. Nobody should know that you've ended up here because of a free upgrade to due capacity reasons. And dont forget that this is the part of the plane where flight attendants pretend to care more just because you might have paid their monthly income for just the one-way ticket.
Description:
A sanctuary of legroom and linen napkins, Business Class is where the Wi-Fi is faster, the air smells faintly of ambition, and the seat reclines further than most people’s life goals. It’s not just travel — it’s performance relaxation.
Population:
• Entrepreneurs who say “I don’t fly coach — not for vibrational reasons.”
• Tech bros typing on laptops that haven’t been turned on since boarding.
• People who post a photo of champagne with the caption “Grind never stops.” (yep, the ones who got that upgrade for free)
Side Effects:
• Using “jet lag” as an identity.
• Forgetting that the curtain behind you conceals the rest of humanity.
• Spontaneous urge to say “I’ll circle back” mid–glass of Chardonnay.
Ever since Brad flew Business Class once, he’s been calling the flight attendants ‘crew’ and complaining about turbulence like it’s a customer service issue.
by coral-coalson October 27, 2025
Get the Business Classmug. ..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
Get the ..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...mug. A friend or relative that used to keep in daily contact with you but since they got a boyfriend, they’ve been too wrapped up in him that they could care less about you
“Maria used to facetime me every night but since she got together with mark, she’s been boyfriend busy” “seems recently all of my friends are too boyfriend busy for me”
by Remili May 18, 2025
Get the boyfriend busymug. .9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 28, 2025
Get the .9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.mug. 
by Gman77 July 20, 2018
Get the Busymug. To be busier than any other human on Earth, meaning sometimes you have to work as late as 10:30pm. To be busier than Brad is impossible.
Mate... I'm that busy at the moment you could say I'm as 'Busy as Brad'.
Really? You must have a bit on!
Yeah flat out mate...
Really? You must have a bit on!
Yeah flat out mate...
by bradbusy August 22, 2019
Get the Busy As Bradmug.