My-Blue

A person who you go to first when you need someone, you tell each other EVERYTHING.

My-Blue, how are you today?
My-Blue, did you hear what Suzie said?
I love you, My-Blue.

by Your-Blue February 23, 2022

Shitcunt blues

1.When you're shit out of luck, at your literal lowest point, when it seems like the whole world is against you and nothing can get any worse.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.

a, Larry: "Hey what's the matter?"
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."

b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.

c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.

by munkeylegend December 8, 2013

blue dream

Fucking hilllariousss strain of maryjane that sends foolish highschool girls into Comas.

Also has a good high

"Hey, may I purchase a bowl of that bud for five dollars for me and my friend?"

*faint*

"SHES IN THE BLUE DREAM!"

by thisshitisgabageagain October 21, 2009

ocean blue

Ocean blue is the see through colors of your own personality. And if anyone could meet your standards you'd be proud that they can see right through you. Ocean blue is very pretty, and the feeling of saying the word is a dream come true.

person 1 "did you see that ocean blue?"
person 2 "yeah its beautiful"

by Cxndle February 10, 2021

Blue holed

The act of being gang banged by the Blue Man Group.

We got tickets to see the Blue Man Group!!

How?

My girlfriend got blue holed.

Ew.

by CreepedOutByNames October 6, 2011

blue heart

The blue heart is the bro heart. If you send this to someone after they send you a red, pink, yellow, or white heart, you're being friendzoned pretty hard there. Unless it's your BFF

"So how are things with you and insert crush's name?"
"Not good. Last night he sent me a blue heart!"

by babyfreakingirl October 8, 2020

blue text

When all of the text is a link to a definition on Urban Dictionary.

(Person 1 is browsing Urban Dictionary)
Person 1: Goddamnit, not another blue text submission.

by Charuzu August 3, 2021