Ump Yourself

A referee-less kickball game.

Hey Sam! Do you want to join our kickball team? No thanks, Tim rudely told me to "ump yourself".

by The Neigh September 5, 2019

Go golf yourself

Jump in a hole.

Golf ? Go golf yourself !

by Easyphaee July 3, 2019

Snooker Yourself

The act of sitting down on your own balls.

Oooh, Kyren won't be happy as he sits down in his chair—you don't want to snooker yourself, do you Dennis?

by Outis Katagelastos May 5, 2024

Barbara'd yourself

1. Open yourself up to a joke of sexual innuendo.

2. Say something so blatantly sexual that needs an immediate joke cracked at your expense.

3. La-la-la-la-la-la-la

"Oh yea! I am so sore from getting up and down yesterday."
*Awkward Silence*
"Damn, you just Barbara'd yourself..."

by Senior Rekrap December 2, 2020

Suck Yourself

Verb:
1. Literally telling someone to suck their own flesh and blood.
2. Trying to infer how someone is unprofessional in a certain category that they suck at it by the literal meaning

someone retarded: (dabs)
someone less retarded: go suck yourself, its 2017 and dab is dead
someone retarded: (literally suck his own arm)

by Splicstx November 14, 2017

Losing On Yourself

To lose one's mind/marbles. Refers to when an individual forgets obvious things or makes easy mistakes, similarly to the symptoms of going senile.

As defined by Peter Smith.

'You're losing on yourself because you put your shoes in the fridge!'

Amy is losing on herself because she confused a person with a cat.

by Giant Mushrooms July 4, 2011

Jinxed Yourself

tread carefully as you might just get jinxed, but you've already made it this far, so step into my lair and see what the darkness holds.

Jinxed Yourself socials:
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Twitter: @jinxedyourselff
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by jinxedyourself May 18, 2024