the brian monster

A sexy beast who is gay but in denial and secretly wants to nail his best friend

Paul is the Brian monster

by Gay bastard fart June 26, 2016

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Brian May

Purest, cutest and most beautiful man ever. Guitarist of one of the best rock bands, Queen. Everybody wants or should want to be his grandchild (or wife, like me). Actually married to Anita Dobson, the cutest woman ever. Brian's also an astrophysic and an activist. He's a vegan. You should love and appreciate everything he does, because he's a bean and we have to protect him all costs.

People usually ship him with his bandmate, Roger Taylor. Their ship name is Maylor and they'd look very cute, but they both don't like that so we don't talk about it.

Queen's biopic, Bohemian Rhapsody, was mostly produced by him and Roger. Gwilym Lee (his clone), probably the most handsome guy alive, plays him in the movie, and he does an amazing work.

The most important fact:
He's tall af, so you better don't bother him.

- Who is the one that looks like a poodle in Queen?
- He's Brian May, APPRECIATE HIM

by brian's whore June 30, 2019

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Brian DePaul

a tru legend

Did you see ztuck and brian depaul taking yibs outside docs class.

by bxv luv May 30, 2018

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Brian

Some weird guy who is obese. He is usually is dumb and not very handsome. If you ever meet a Brian, you should run. And he kind of looks like Homer Simpson.

Brian

by ChubbyNuggets December 23, 2021

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