It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.
“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”
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Yes, I know it sounds crazy, but the perfect butt exist.
It actually resides in Spain.
It owner is Bella Noor Bouzar Aboura; if you see her with it, you are not allowed to take any photos.
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Sooner than I expected, the day came when after writing daily and weeks away from completing my master's degree in creative writing, I achieved perfect articulation—the ability to perfectly word what I was feeling and/or thinking.
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Dakarion Stormz new songs “Love Affair” and “Playhouse” SCREAMS pop perfection! it reminds me of a 2010s Nicki Minaj, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Lady Gaga… POP PERFECTION
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