30 with a cat

A girl who is no longer in her 20s and has failed to secure a boyfriend, thus she has opted for a cat as an alternative companion. Guys who meet these girls often fear hooking up with them since spending the night would involve sharing the bed with the cat or having the cat observe while they get it on or having to put up with the smell of the cat box or cat food in her bedroom. In addition, the cat becomes the primary concern for the girl and hinders her ability to date and do things with guys.

Dude, I saw you talking to that chick at the party…did you hook up with her?
No way, forget that…”30 with a cat”.

by somareality July 29, 2009

flirting with dangerous ground

A person flirts with dangerous ground, when he or she consciously puts him/herself in a dangerous situation.

When your friend holds onto the Rook in the game of Rook, a natural reaction would be to say, "WOAH! You're flirting with dangerous ground here missy!"

"WOAH! You should have played the rook! You're flirting with dangerous ground here missy!"

A friend - "I don't agree with your definition of that idiomatic expression."
Me- "You'd better back off; you're flirting with dangerous ground."

by SittingRooster November 29, 2010

roll with

To hang out with

bigman: "I only roll with the mandem"
likkleman: "Ayt sorry bossman.."

by bystander12 April 25, 2019

baconeggandcheese with no bev

The worst sin a man can ever commit. It is the universes number 1 unwritten rule. Baconeggandcheese with no bev is like having a cheeseburger wit no cheese, its like having a dried ass popeyes biscuit with no form of liquid consumption right after. If you order a baconeggandcheese wit no bev, sleep with one eye open. It is the most inhuman and disgusting thing you can possibly order. People who have a baconeggandcheese wit no bev will be the downfall of the human race and have been proven by my fantastic psychological skills that these people inherit atleast 3 neurological disorders including schizophrenia, Alzheimer’s, and cerebral palsy. I conclude my argument.

NYC enthusiast: yo bro what u want me to order for you.
Random kid: get me that baconeggandcheese.
NYC enthusiast: alright cool, what bev you wan-
Random kid: no bev.
Nyc enthusiast: wait what?
Random kid: I said no bev.
Nyc enthusiast: y- your joking right? (Chuckles lightly)
Random kid: Nigga, I said no bev.
Nyc Police: FREEZE! YOU ARE UNDER ARRESTED FOR HAVING A BACONEGGANDCHEESE WITH NO BEV! *shoots civilian 20 times in the chest*

by Bigassballs69 May 6, 2022

RUNNING WILD WITH RON YUSHACK

Last of the great NYC public access TV comedians who fell on hard times, became homeless, and went literally "running wild" in the streets. Was also at the time a gopher for Local TV legend Joe Franklin. Ron Yushack eventually ended up in Bellevue Hospital, and soon afterwards disappeared into the cold, gritty wilderness of madness, and obscurity. <BR>
Where is Ron Yushack?

That TV producer's gonna end up pulling a "Yushack" if he don't get a job a pay his rent. Look at him. He's "running wild"!

by Boris Lugosi March 23, 2005

Miss me with that gay shit

When someone is doing something out of you liking, and invites you to join it

Person 1: Dude, come over and play animal jam with me
Person 2: Bruh, miss me with that gay shit

by Bobbythemotorizedvehicle February 27, 2020

cook a turkey with gravy

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

by Ron March 27, 2007