Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine

A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.

"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons

by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025

Redneck bath salts

Drugs??????? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Me : leaving pizza place that shared a door with a pool place

Her: Did you get any redneck bath salts?

Me:what?
Her: Did you guys get any redneck bath salts?

Me: No...
Her: Redneck Bath salts. You should look them up. They're really good.

by Ribbajoxy1412 January 9, 2018

Salt Party

A social event in which every person covers themselves in an inch of table salt and licks it off each other in a penis-alada fashion.

E.g. When Grant has a salt party and covers his ham in seasoning

by Little woody December 12, 2013

SALTS

smiled a little then stopped

Friend: *sends sum funny*
You: SALTSSS
Friend : cmon bruh

by misskeshia November 22, 2020

Salted the Dash

When a person attempts to have sexual intercourse with a jar of Mrs. Dash and ejaculates into it.

Phrase originates from Michael Ian Black's Twitter.

Yeah, I Salted the Dash. She was begging for it. That bitch wanted salt all over her . Then I licked it off her like a bull mastiff.

by tombot5000 September 23, 2010

Salt Blaster

A word meaning the same as a crack head, somebody that does drugs excessively like cocaine and meth.

Hey look over there at those salt blasters walking down the street.

by armflap3000 March 16, 2025

salted

another word for lit; to get wasted. have a good ass time

"Hey Fern, wanna get salted tonight?!"
"Hell ya! I'll bring the tequila!"

by snotalie August 17, 2016