Shuffle Nugget

When you sell your legs in order to afford a puppy, but you don’t own a wheelchair. You then have to shuffle your way around, therefore becoming a Shuffle Nugget

Look at that over there, it’s a Shuffle Nugget

by HopperTouchesKids September 18, 2021

la shuffle

The LA shuffle is when someone walks down the middle of the street while peeing.

There goes Nate doing the LA shuffle.

by CrossFaded July 25, 2017

knuckle shuffle bros

when you and your bestfriend get a handjob from the same girl

me and the homie got a habdjob from the same chick so now that makes us knuckle shuffle bros now

by someguy2117 April 20, 2016

sonic shuffle

When you place an order at the Sonic drive in, and race to jack off before your food is delivered to your car.

Tyler- "Yea bro last night was fuckin wild, I did the Sonic Shuffle before going to Wal-Mart sitting there for 6 fuckin hours"

by Dirty_toothbrush June 15, 2018