treacle rag

A sticky wank rag

I just jizzed then wiped it up with my treacle rag

by Arse Panda June 25, 2017

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rag warts

An STD in the Harry Potter Universe that can be contracted from blasting your magic on her snatch with a dirty wand.

Ginny contracted rag warts from her brother Ron Weasley.

by BankruptPoet7 November 9, 2017

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rag brag

Bragging about clothing.

Bill: Dude sweet outfit
Jim: aww these things are old
what Jim meant:*fuck yeah I'm on point!!*
Bill: c'mon Jim don't rag brag!

by PussyDestroyer96UrMom September 12, 2016

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drool rag

A rag to place between mouth and pillow to catch drool. It protects the pillow and case from stains.

I need a new drool rag, or need to wash this one, it's getting gross.

by Lipsalewpis September 6, 2016

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Jizz Rag

A towel, cloth, etc. you use to clean up the mess you made after your private session with pornhub.

Hey man, i gotta clean up my "mess" with my jizz rag.

by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016

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Jizz Rag

A rag you use to clean up semen after a 10 minute session with pornhub. Also referred to as a women's face, or an insult to a man who has a low sperm count.

1. Hey man, I just bought a new towel to use as a jizz rag
2. Hey biach, I'm gonna use your face to clean up my jizz
3. Hey you jizz rag *laughs* how was trying to make your wife pregnant

by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016

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