Butter phone

When your phone is impossible to hold, as if it is greased up with butter

Guy: Dangit! I dropped my phone again.

Girl: You've got a bad case of butter phone

by C♡bomb May 19, 2014

Dopeman's phone syndrome

Caused by constantly receiving phone calls or texts for drugs and repeatedly hearing the same ringtone or text alert.

Symptoms may include, irritability, short attention span, broken phones, random acts of aggression, skimpy bags, slow service, and shitty product... Some sufferers may also have large amounts of rubber banded money in there possession causing there pocket to bulge.

The dopeman through his phone at the ground because he was getting so many calls, he has dopeman's phone syndrome

by S.G.O.G LAMBO January 1, 2011

lil house phone

a name for a bump of ketamine

hey bro! can i get a lil house phone?
Yea sure I only got a lil bit of ketamine left!

by lil house phone June 24, 2020

Zack Morris phone

One of those 8 pound cell phones that resembles a brick. These devices were primarily made by Motorola in the mid to late 1980's. Zack Morris (a.k.a. Mark-Paul Gosselaar) regularly used these giant "portable" phones on the popular syndicated show, "Saved By The Bell."

Bill: Hey Joe, can I use your cell?
Joe: Yep, let me just get it out of my breifcase for you...
Bill: Jeez! Is that a Zack Morris phone? I'll just wait until I get home. I wouldn't be caught dead talking on that dinosaur...

by ed rogers January 5, 2005

my phone dry

When no one calls or text you and you bored af.
No notifications.

"Man!Somebody need to hit me up!my phone dry!"

by copper_doll June 15, 2014

phone sleep over

when you and another person (usually your boyfriend/girlfriend) stay on the phone all night while sleeping so they are the last person you talk to before you go to sleep, and the first one that wakes up says goodmorning and wakes up the other person

John: hey wanna have a phone sleep over tonight?
Carly: Sure! I'll charge my phone to get ready!

by happymeme February 22, 2011

smart ass phone

A smart phone that has been "apped out" with all kinds of annoying lights, noises, and virtual effects.

Dude#1 God, I am going to smash Josh's phone if he plays that Drama button one more time.

Dude#2 I hear you. He has turned it into a real smart ass phone.

by DRH the third April 29, 2013