Perfect Call

The moment when you realize you're being asked to do something improper.

Communication, implied or otherwise, that invites your participation to conspire in something unlawful and/or distasteful for a mutual benefit (quid pro quo) to involved parties.

Whoa, hold on a sec, this is starting to sound like a perfect call.

by Jay$ Meow Meow-Rawrr VII January 24, 2020

Chase perfect

Not perfect, but close enough.

This board is warped, but we can probably use it because it is Chase perfect.

by BobinVA May 13, 2020

Absolute perfection

Someone or something that is perfect and Amazing to be with, look at, or experience.

Gitty Wuensch is absolute perfection

by lllllllllly July 7, 2020

Perfect boyfriend

Someone who loves and cares for you and accepts you for who you are

Asra is the perfect boyfriend

by RatManChris September 4, 2020

Perfect bullshit

It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.

“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”

by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020

Perfect Pandora

The phenomenon that occurs when travelling from one place to another and due to Pandora's advance streaming of whole songs, there is no interruption. This is because, even in areas of no signal, the songs were just long enough to get you through the area and to a place of better signal.

Person 1: Hey how was drive up here?

Person 2: It was a Perfect Pandora man. There wasn't a moment of silence.

by Candixoxo February 16, 2012

perfect for cleaning

A facetious false etymology for the rank "PFC" (private first class, E-2) in the US Marine Corps. Since PFCs are often tasked with menial work like mopping, sweeping, and picking up litter, this term is used either to mock them, or by PFCs themselves to lament their low status.

A: Dammit, Sgt Fuentes has us out police-calling cigarette butts all morning yet-a-fucking-gain. Why does this shit keep happening to us?
B: Well, we're E-2s, and you know what PFC stands for: "perfect for cleaning".

by Gyreneisms August 13, 2011