The idiot who hears your joke, which was such a good one, and he tee-hee’s and decides
To say “gee, funnie-wunnie!” What most don’t know is by saying this it literally kills
About 89.72% of your brain cells. So take heed in front of idiots.
To say “gee, funnie-wunnie!” What most don’t know is by saying this it literally kills
About 89.72% of your brain cells. So take heed in front of idiots.
by Lord Zorlax November 7, 2019
Get the Funnie-Wunniemug. "CFJ" or "Cool Funny Joke" basically refers to when a dumb ass broad is talking and your boyfriend cut that bitch off, and she mad because she can't vent.
Dumb ass broad: Wow, aren't I just the best girl ever?
Bf: What about my girl?
Dumb ass broad: That's cute, that's funny, that's a joke. That's "CFJ - Cool Funny Joke."
Bf: What about my girl?
Dumb ass broad: That's cute, that's funny, that's a joke. That's "CFJ - Cool Funny Joke."
by Yashirim June 12, 2024
Get the CFJ - Cool Funny Jokemug. 
by mrqwerty112358 August 24, 2021
Get the cringe isn't funnymug. Hym "It's funny, between 50-70% of the food I make every night is thrown away and wasted out the subsequent day. I spend between 4 and 6 hours every night creating garbage. Yet they want me to work faster. Frost the garbage we're going to throw away faster so the fat bald gas station lifer who is (in his own words) 'is going to be stuck there forever' can work less hard. He knows who I am. He's likely going to read this. But that's what this is really about, I think. The 'normals' who claim to be happy with their lives (but would take a better one if they could and can't) actively want people to have to share their fate. The 'specials' who have escaped the fate of the 'normals' are desperate to remain where they are because it means they can allow their kids to circumvent the process by which one becomes a 'special.' I had a guy say once 'I don't have to be here's but he was likely mocking me and the harsh reality is that HE DOES and I DON'T. And the ability to keep me imprisoned here and a warm wet pussy juxtaposed to a dry dick are the only solace he has."
by Hym Iam August 9, 2024
Get the Funnymug. kaiter and beverlianuh
by bluewaffler October 9, 2023
Get the Funnymug. kit and jaye are the funniest people alive
like seriously
comedians look up to them like
they’re so funny
they’re so poggers
like seriously
comedians look up to them like
they’re so funny
they’re so poggers
by cornerdrugstore November 7, 2020
Get the funnymug.