fake waves

waves that were made artificially by boats.

50 percent of the waves in the lake are fake waves or "man made"

by nobody else here March 29, 2017

Fake Blasted

When a person pretends to be blasted (drunk)

John was fake blasted when I arrived at his crib.

by Smartee Pants July 7, 2021

fake sag

The act of pulling ones underwear up above their waste to give the impression they are sagging, while actually they aren't.

person 1: Hey did you see Bill's fake sag today?

person 2: Yeah, his boxers were above his belly button.

by elrobbo247 September 13, 2011

Fake jerk

A jerk who's fake.

The one guy got shot for being a real asshole, but the fake jerk would say he was just kidding after everything he said, so that people at the party would think the guy was relatively harmless, like a benign tumor.

by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019

Fake President

Joe Biden, Duh.

Joe Biden is a fake President, Nobody voted for his senile ass!

by Mapowl September 9, 2022

fake friend

people who go to taco bell without you and post about it

hey! did u see their story? why wouldnt they invite us???
they are fake friends

by baldheadedboobielover March 13, 2020

Fake care

When someone doesn’t really care about people and just fake care about people to make people believe they actually care about people but in reality they don’t care about people at all just faking it

She fake care about me by telling me I am beautiful but She didn’t actually mean it.

by Wise truth teller September 5, 2018