Lauren

Someone who is really good at fruit ninja, may hold the high score at your local main event

"Your fruit ninja score is so high! are you sure your name isn't Lauren?"

by Curious Gorge November 21, 2022

Lauren Siegel

At first glance, someone with the name Lauren Siegel is is seemingly a disgusting, foul, ruthless creature. However, if you get to know her, you realize she is even more disgusting and putrid as you recollected from your first impression. I mean, Jesus...that's one large and obese female. She also is bad at chess supposedly.

"Hey George did you see Lauren Siegel yesterday? I heard she was back at it again rummaging through the trash for food."

by Gcutr75, the man October 16, 2020

Lauren's Theory

The idea that any person who has the ability to sleep for an extended period of time will be interrupted by external events that cause you to have a shortened sleep schedule.

My Psych professor taught me about Lauren's Theory today, and it seems to explain why so many people don't receive 8 hours of sleep.

by Fraccy February 21, 2021

Lauren Jones

Lauren Jones is a cheeky girl, she is the founder of the Shrewsbury gang. She is VERY active on Instagram…
We love Lauren.

We worship Lauren.

Lauren Jones you cheeky girl

by squiddle May 22, 2024

lauren k

a little bit quirky but a big rat
smart asf but a british queen

will bully you if you can't stop in a game of basketball

ohmygod its a lauren k!! what a quirky british rat!! oh no, shes coming here to bully me about my standing skills

by ratsareyum October 18, 2020

Lauren

Perfect girlfriend if you get a chance to date a Lauren she will make you the luckiest man alive because she is the most beautiful girl with the most amazing personality

Lauren is perfect

by Zembabway December 23, 2022

lauren forcement

Derisive description of da policeman-like persona supposedly adopted by Ms. Bacall if you crossed her.

There is debate as to whether da former Mrs. Bogart truly "went all lauren forcement" anytime someone disagreed with her --- some people who knew her said dat she was actually very patient and dignified during many adversity-bearing situations.

by QuacksO July 11, 2024