It says I'm not stupid enough to let you use your mongrel children as an excuse to stalk and harass me for the rest of my life while simultaneously stealing everything I make and condemning me to a life of servitude so you can feel better about the fact that your kids are never going to stop getting fucked amd murdered and there's no reason for anyone who DOESN'T have kids to give a shit because YOU don't give a shit about the problems of non-kid-havers.
Hym "What does that say about me? Whatever you want it to say, of course! Everything means whatever you want it to mean and you hear whatever you want to hear."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
Get the What does that say about me?mug. 
Get the beef aboutmug. We don't talk about him, no, no, no! We don't talk about him! BUT! It was my opening day It was our opening day We were getting ready, and there wasn't a bean in sight! No beans allowed in sight! Bean Gobbler walks in with a mischievous bib- BEAN LEAK!! You telling this REDACTED, or am I?I'm sorry, REDACTED, go on He says, "It looks BEANZ" Why did he tell THEM? In doing so, he fills my brain REDACTED, get the umbrellas Opened in a bean leak! What a horrid one... but anyways! We don't talk about #1 Bean Gobbler, no, no, no! We don't talk about him! Hey! Grew to live in fear of him screaming or eating I could always hear him sort of crunching and grumbling I associate him with the sound of screams, AH-AH-AH! It's a heavy lift, with a mouth so hungry Always left REDACTED and the COMPANY? fumbling Grappling with weirdness they couldn't fathom Do you understand? A seven-foot leak Beans along his bib When he calls your NAME? It all fades to dark Yeah, he smells your beans.. And feasts on the beans! (NOOO!) We don't talk about BEAN GOBBLER, no, no, no! (We don't talk about HIM, no, no, no!) We don't talk about him! (we don't talk about him!!) He told me rats would come, The next day: AHHHHHHHHHHH! (No, no!) He told me I'd grow an addiction! And just like he said... (no, no!) He said that all my beans would get eaten, now where are my beans! (no, no! Hey!) Your fate is sealed when your bean cans are stolen!
Basically, if you have a friend that eats too many beans, call them an AnderBeanGobbler. If they steal your beans, that's one too! They also correct you by saying "you're*" in an argument. If any of those fall down to their categories, you know that's an AnderBeanGobbler! We don't talk about AnderBeanGobbler.
by bean keeper February 23, 2022
Get the We don't talk about AnderBeanGobbler.mug. Example: "But what about...? these
parasitic corporations and the ultra wealthy who pay zero taxes from whom you take large campaign contributions?
You know the shadowy billionaire financial vampires who suck the wealth out of the system, keeping us all in a financially anemic state!
"But what about...? (Fill in lame deflection topic here) the people who commit fraud by going to food banks when they have resources? Those are
the ones who burden society!!
A "But what about...?" deflection can often be an outright lie, or something made up that is preposterous. The function is to get away from the point that cant be defended.
parasitic corporations and the ultra wealthy who pay zero taxes from whom you take large campaign contributions?
You know the shadowy billionaire financial vampires who suck the wealth out of the system, keeping us all in a financially anemic state!
"But what about...? (Fill in lame deflection topic here) the people who commit fraud by going to food banks when they have resources? Those are
the ones who burden society!!
A "But what about...?" deflection can often be an outright lie, or something made up that is preposterous. The function is to get away from the point that cant be defended.
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? August 3, 2022
Get the "But what about...?mug. Doing a thing that should in principle be simple and straightforward but is needlessly a pain in the ass.
Undertaking activity to achieve a goal that is needlessly finicky, tedious, or pernickety.
Undertaking activity to achieve a goal that is needlessly finicky, tedious, or pernickety.
by jetpants August 11, 2022
Get the Flaffing aboutmug. After you elect me though... You gotta elect me and then I won't avoid your question... But for now I'm gonna just avoid that one... Because I clearly utilized my governmental power to punish my ideological enemies... I clearly did the thing your questiones whether or not I did...
Hym " 'And we can talk about that... Later... AFTER you give me all the money and the power... THEN I'll tell you how I'm going to use...' That's a quote kind of... I'm paraphrasing... But it DOESN'T really sound like something I would say... I would probably just tell the truth."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2023
Get the And we can talk about that...mug. Guy: I just saw a video where some dude slapped the other guy so hard he got knocked out
Guy 2: I’m mad about it
Guy 2: I’m mad about it
by Smelly sack September 26, 2020
Get the I’m mad about itmug.