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Chef Dave

A god among men, the only person that is keeping me at this cursed private school.
CHEF DAVE WHOOO
CHEF DAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Kinglybirb April 14, 2022
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Dave Parky

Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! Goes from job to job quite a lot drives buses and coaches.

He knocks about with two other fatties “Ste with the gout knees” and “monotone Eddie” both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.

Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones “AirPods” to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry 😅 bad news for them is that half of them didn’t work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!

Don’t trust these three men as you’d find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.

Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW

Stay away from these individuals
Hey Dave Parky how do I get a sore arsehole?
by Keepguessingwhoiambitches October 27, 2021
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Mini Dave

A kid who isn’t quite Dave, but, a much younger and smaller version of the big fella. A kid who likes Canadian girls and will sleep all day.
by Mini Dave November 20, 2020
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Doing A Dave

Doing a Dave is when while playing Halo, someone gets shot with a Spartan Laser but doesn't die straight away.
This count for multiple hits on the player.
Pete: Did you see that shot? You should have died
Dave: I know
Pete: Yeah, you were Doing a Dave!
by new_messiah October 14, 2010
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Dyno dave

a prehistoric dinosaur that was not liked by any of the other dinosaurs killed and hated by all, likd only by the narkasuars who also was hated by all others. Today calling someone dyno dave is reffering to them as a homo who is not liked and usally suffers from bullying that he deseves
person 1: have u seen that dyno dave over ther?

person 2: ya lets go beat him cuz he cant keep his mouth shut
by lovinlax January 2, 2010
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Dave Grohl

Dave grohl is great and the most atractive man you will ever see
wow i want to look like dave grohl so fucking bad!
by Estefanya April 22, 2021
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dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.
Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.
by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025
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