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Brian Thompsoned

The phrase “to be Brian Thompsoned” has become cultural shorthand for situations where someone faces extreme consequences, such as targeted violence, due to their role in controversial decisions or systemic failings. This development stems from the late Brian Thompson’s position as the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, an organization often criticized for its role in the U.S. healthcare system.

Key Contexts for the Phrase:
1. Corporate Accountability.
2. Public Outrage.
3. Targeting of Public Figures.
4. Systemic Criticism.

Cultural Implications:

The emergence of such terms often speaks to collective frustrations with institutional failures. By using “Brian Thompsoned,” people may be commenting on how public anger, whether justified or extreme, can manifest against individuals seen as representatives of systemic problems.
A: What! Can you believe that judge ruled against the Onion in the infowars auction?

B: No way! That judge should be Brian Thompsoned.
by Ashcanwin December 11, 2024
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The Brian Cream of Curry

Whilst enjoying an evening of copious amounts of Indian fare with your female companion, you get into your car and feed your lady laxative(with consent you sickos) and proceed to have obscene amounts of unprotected anal sex. After proceeding to ejaculate no less then 6, but no more then 9 consecutive loads into your lady friends anal cavity, the lady companion proceeds to shit out digested curry, with your gallon of jizz all over your car, lap and personal belongings. At this point you take an old jar of mustard, and a whisk and whip it into a cream like substance, until it’s ready for oral consumption. Upon completion, you message all contacts in your phone that you love them, and send pictures of your dessert. Bon apetit!
My goodness my night took a very exhausting turn once we started the Brian cream of curry.
by Gatorhouse69 April 19, 2024
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Brian

A person that claims hoes before bros
And doesnt love his friends
“Hey brian wanna hang out today”

“Nah bro im gonna hang out with the hoes
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Brian

Hey brian

TWINK
by anonymous September 12, 2022
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Brian

name for a guy named brian
you thought i was gonna write 5 meaningful fucking paragraphs about brian didnt you
by Xeries August 1, 2024
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Brian

Is dog.

Is blog.

Mklw
Brian cinta sali somdet
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Brian May

Purest, cutest and most beautiful man ever. Guitarist of one of the best rock bands, Queen. Everybody wants or should want to be his grandchild (or wife, like me). Actually married to Anita Dobson, the cutest woman ever. Brian's also an astrophysic and an activist. He's a vegan. You should love and appreciate everything he does, because he's a bean and we have to protect him all costs.

People usually ship him with his bandmate, Roger Taylor. Their ship name is Maylor and they'd look very cute, but they both don't like that so we don't talk about it.

Queen's biopic, Bohemian Rhapsody, was mostly produced by him and Roger. Gwilym Lee (his clone), probably the most handsome guy alive, plays him in the movie, and he does an amazing work.

The most important fact:
He's tall af, so you better don't bother him.
- Who is the one that looks like a poodle in Queen?
- He's Brian May, APPRECIATE HIM
by brian's whore June 30, 2019
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