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New York Breakfast

The act of having a shit while simultaneously swilling coffee and smoking a cigarette. This is sure to make you poo like a coon and it's rather invigorating.
"My whole day just can't go right if I don't have a decent New York breakfast in the morning."
by TT Jackson April 7, 2014
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want to come over tonight for breakfast?

This is an indirect way of asking someone to rail you.
Y/N: "Hey want to come over tonight for Breakfast?"
N: "We don't eat Breakfast at night? What are we going to do."
Y/N: winks.
by cumsIut September 24, 2021
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A phrase made popular by the 1989 movie 'Heathers' and the 2014 musical of the same name. It is very similar in meaning to 'Are you retarded?'.
Heather Duke: Can I be red?

Heather Chandler: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? I'm always red

Heather McNamara: I've been looking forward to this all day!
Heather Duke: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?
by ChrisWiltrout December 30, 2016
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It means we would all finally have breakfast. It means colloquially, las las we go dey alright. It can also mean that there will be light at the end of the tunnel
Example: "Naija bad but las las gbogbo wa la ma je breakfast"
by _UncleAlex May 1, 2021
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Big Bowl of Mistake-i-oes for Breakfast

The Breakfast of fuck-ups : not for everyone every day but certainly everyone at least once. A breakfast of bad ideas one eats early in the morning then shits throughout the day in a series of missteps and failures like : flat tires, lost car keys, broken friendships, tax audits and fist fights over low-priced household goods or parking spaces. Always to be avoided.
Evan: That's a girl's jacket.

Tucker: Huh ?

Evan: The zipper and buttons. They're on the wrong side. It's a woman's jacket. You're wearing a woman's jacket.

Tucker: ....I got it at a consignment store; I honestly did not know. Will you run me down with your car, please ?

Evan: After I send this picture around I will. You ate a Big Bowl of Mistake-i-oes for Breakfast !
Tucker: Make it look like an accident.
by joedaprogramma November 22, 2020
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