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<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 26, 2025

Jesse Yourself

Synonymous with "shitting yourself". Verb, to shit.

I just had Mexican and Jesse'd myself again.

I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and Jesse'd my pants.
Careful you dont Jesse yourself!

by #notacop May 31, 2025

Hold yourself accountable

Report accurately on what is happening to me and capitulate fully or I'll murder your kids. Get the people I listed to sign affidavits.

Hym "Nah. Hold yourself accountable. It isn't Palentier. You are doing the surveillance to me. You and my surveillance and you disclose fully what you have been doing to me. You cannot stop the child murder without capitulating."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025

hang yourself like a painting

To make a joke about killing yourself

1: WaAaAaAaA I can't do thissss

2: L + Bozo, hang yourself like a painting

by That random brit July 10, 2023

kill yourself

a phrase used by someone jokingly or by those emu kawaiicore pfps when you don't share exactly the same views with them

1: "i don't like xyz"
2: "kay why ess >-<"

1: "i sharted on your carpet last night btw"
2: "go kill yourself"

by ~a gay person July 13, 2023

think for yourself

An exhortation that, taken at face value, is actually good advice, except that when people tell you to do it, they don't ACTUALLY mean "Think for yourself", they mean "Reject mainstream news sources, and trust fringe, loony ones". On the rare occasion that they don't mean this, they still mean "Think for yourself, and agree with me!" At no time, when anybody ever tells you to think for yourself, does the thought ever cross their mind that you could possibly think for yourself, and reach a different conclusion from the one that they reached, or one that is even opposite to the one that they reached.

"Vaccines are poison, and chemtrails are causing birth defects! Think for yourself, watch this poorly-researched YouTube video, and you will agree with me!"

by q359 July 25, 2023