Pineapple hairs

The green "hairs" on the top of a pineapple

That man's pineapple has some nice pineapple hairs

by Shadowking4 January 28, 2022

pineapple parachute

When a boy with long hair kisses you like Spider-Man kissed Mary Jane in that one scene—you know the one, yeah, that one—except horizontally and his hair falls around both your faces.

Girl A: “Did you see Jeshua give Morgan a pineapple parachute yesterday?”
Girl B: “No, I’m not into peaking from behind closet doors.”

by wholesome 69 December 8, 2021

Pineapple

A word used as a code name for your crush, who is really sweet but makes you want to kill yourself.

Sarah: did you see pineapple today?
Stephanie: yah, he looked really cute.

Later that day
Sarah: I hate pineapple.
Stephanie: now what?
Sarah: he ignored me the whole day!

by unicornsparklyanttianttia September 28, 2019

Pineapple fucker

A man who hallows out pineapples and fucks them. They are also in a team (cult) for people who have a pineapple fucking kink.

“Did you hear Kyle is a pineapple fucker?”

by pathena855 April 4, 2024

pineapple susie

A blond haired blue eyed bitch whore that sucks a lot of dick. She gets the name from being able to fit a pineapple in her "Susie" (pussy) because she's so stretched out.

That bitch is a real "pineapple Susie"

by Jake Brovio April 18, 2018

Pineapple

It’s when the girl doesn’t shave her pussy all the way. As a matter as a fact she trims it. So when she’s riding you it feels like you’re rubbing your penis on a pineapple

She has a pineapple as a vagina!

by Whitepower792 March 18, 2019

pineapple kiss

A type of lesbian sexual position where you’re kissing your partner and they grab your hand use your hand to master bait

me and my friend did the pineapple kiss while drunk.

by Tarayummy kisser December 8, 2024