Minutes

What the court clerk emails you when your court is over. Or you get it in mail in jail. A typed out description of what happened in court.

CO: Hanks you got mail

Other inmates : Whatchu get?

Hanks: it’s just my minutes from court today

by Goodkidnomore November 28, 2022

three minute missionary

A person who is boring in bed.

"Harry is such a three minute missionary"

by Nozziee May 31, 2018

joe-minute

A unit of time that is stretched and is usually more like 75 or 80 seconds because some people like to under-estimate time to make you do stuff for longer.

"Dude! That was a joe-minute! You need a new watch!"

by saintrafael September 29, 2011

Minute

A way of saying a long time has passed, especially when you feel a bit embarrassed it’s been so long, because deep down you know you should have done it sooner.

“When’s the last time you worked out?”

“It’s been a minute.”

by CatNipDealer December 26, 2018

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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

hefty minute

a minute that goes for 2 months or 80,6440 seconds

wow, your gonna have to wait a hefty minute for that to happen !

by bbluff October 9, 2021

alaskan minute

A very long time. Not just a few days or weeks but months or years.

"So dude how long has it been since you ate at Applebees?"
"Man it's been an Alaskan minute!!"

by Mrdefineit July 27, 2017