Big Long Schlong Club

An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."

The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.

As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.

"Hey Trish have you heard?"

"Heard what chad?"

"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."

"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"

by MurderDuck May 28, 2022

big daddy

papi chulo or big daddy

"hey big daddy 😏"

by hewaslikeahu May 28, 2022

BIG DICK

Something I probably will never have

I don’t and never will have a big dick

by BigOnigger May 29, 2022

big boobie goth

big titty goth girl ‼️‼️

“did u see that big boobie goth girl yesterday?”
“yes big boobies”

by zzawmbify May 29, 2022

Big Rachael Energy

B.R.E. LETS GOO BABYYYYY
Go big or go home. Tumbles down cliffs and doesn’t spill the drink. Don’t stop until the sun comes out.

You got big rachael energy. B.R.E babyyyy.

The new B.D.E.

by B.R.E. May 30, 2022

Biggy-Big

To generate an otherworldly level of watts.

I thought John was going to snap his chain in half when he went Biggy-Big to claim that KOM

by bikemanmikeman May 30, 2022

Big Nose Boy

A guy that gives the best head you will ever get because their nose hits the clit.

"man, I wonder why my boyfriend doesn't give me good head..."
"aw girl, it's because you don't have a Big Nose Boy"

by koda1232 May 30, 2022