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I love the internet

when that fluff fic you wrote for that new character ended up posted right after porn of them
See also: I hate the internet
"huh. I wonder how many have also done this character given that hes new"
"33!? ALREADY!? Damn yall are fast."
"Wonder what they are."
"Okay, there's mine of course, and then-"
wtf
"I love the internet."
by I have autism January 13, 2026
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Ain't Love Grand

It's so hard to see when your eyes are rolling
In the back of your head
It's even harder to speak
When everything you say
Just comes out wrong
Gutted like a pig, all you want is the world to bleed
Someone somewhere stole your desire
The pain akin
To being punched in the throat and stabbed in the chest
You would rather bleed than be without her
Gone are the tender whispers dancing in your ears
Replaced with lackluster memories you cry
Your screams play in your empty room
It's so hard to see when your eyes are rolling
In the back of your head
It's even harder to speak
When everything you say
Just comes out wrong
Your bed swallows you whole
As the days bleed together, torment on the lips
Of a loved one, and if you try hard enough
You can almost taste her
Feel her breath and scream ("oh God why me?")
You would rather bleed than be without her
Gone are the tender whispers dancing in your ears
Replaced with lackluster memories you cry
Your screams play in your empty room
It's so hard to see when your eyes
Are rolling in the back of your head
It's even harder to speak
When everything you say
Just comes out wrong

Ain't Love Grand
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Love

a strong soul bond from one person to another
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Vampire’s love bite

Unlike the term ‘love bite’ for hickeys, a Vampire’s love bite is a genuine bite mark (indentation from teeth, bruising, and even sometimes faint bleeding) left as an intimate mark, such as a sign of ownership or territorial marking.
Person 1: hey cutie- never mind.
Person 2 (with a very visible Vampire’s love bite on the left side or their throat)… what?
by Lexithetransfem January 21, 2026
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Yea I love cookies

When someone is in the act of playing out of the norm, this term is used as a tension breaker to establish that a mistake has been made.
For instance, if we're on the game and I miss 4 out of 4 shots shooting 0/4, I would say, "Yea I love cookiesssss".
by arucker24 January 27, 2026
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If you like it I love it

Showing support for someone’s choice, even if you personally wouldn’t choose it yourself.
Even though I wouldn’t wear those shoes myself, if you like it I love it.
by DreamingSoftly January 27, 2026
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Arcade Love

Long term marriage or partner relationships filled with game playing that results with one looking for new unknown love. Usually initiated online with males looking for new slot(s) or females looking for new joystick(s). Coin most often the motivator and divorce usually the outcome.
Was getting tired of the game playing in my long term marriage with Anette. I decided to go online for new love and my marriage ended up in divorce. A friend told me this is "Arcade Love" and that I should have spent more time "In Anette and NOT on the Net". Years later I can confirm that Anette will always be my XBOX and I am now on my 5th Play Station (PS5).
by Horse76 January 27, 2026
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