Denison high school

The worst school in Texas. The teachers and principals are dumb, and dress code for no reason. They’re racially motivated and all smell like sweaty nuts. There’s so many pick me girls who nobody even likes. The guys are dumb and all smell like 10 cans of bounce that ass. The only thing good about Denison is battle of the axe because we’re cold asf, and Sherman sucks. And most of the staff and administration are Pedos. Also the coach don’t send no softie.

“You go to Denison high school ?” ..” yeah “ “ did you hear about the coach who doesn’t send no softies?”

by Ladollabean September 17, 2021

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McEwen High School

A high school in the middle of nowhere. Known for producing graduating classes of both people who can't spell their own name and people who have trouble understanding what the phrase "unfinished homework" means. All the band's instruments are broken, all the cheerleaders are secretly rooting for the other team, and the teachers just want the torture to end.

McEwen High School is your average, everyday-- annnd you stole my lungs.

by MyChemicalFallOutSiren March 16, 2017

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Spring Hill High School

A wild place in Eastern Kansas where you can see the basic white girl in her natural habitat. Where all the girls think they're country because they think Sam Hunt and Thomas Rhett are hot. A place where more white people say the n word in an hour than Samuel L Jackson did in Pulp Fiction. A place where vapers think they run the school. Where boys vandalize the bathroom because they think it's funny.

Man 1: Why's the bathroom locked?
Man 2: Some dumbass from Spring Hill tried to take the mirror off the wall.
Man 1: What an idiot.

Man 1: I smell cotton candy! There must be a fair nearby!
Man 2: No, that's just the douches at Spring Hill High School who think it's cool to vape.
Man 1: What a bunch of assholes.

by Timmy Shea November 27, 2019

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