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help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.
by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016
mugGet the help me funkmug.

shoot me drug

a drug that, once possessed, will motivate other individuals to take actions up to and including shooting the drug's possessor, in order to gain possession of the drug
That oxy is a shoot me drug
by Chris from Cal January 2, 2017
mugGet the shoot me drugmug.

coax me to go fishing

for someone to try to make a gay person date or act romantically with a member of the opposite sex.
yeah... my mom was coaxing me to go fishing! she doesn't support me being gay.

my dad has to coax me to go fishing because he doesn't want thanksgiving to be ruined
by avvbnk November 30, 2020
mugGet the coax me to go fishingmug.

Me

mugGet the Memug.

Adopt me

More like.. scam me!! Hah.. get it..? Uh.. okay..
Adopt me is a game where you pay an extreme ammount for pets and torture them while making neons! Yay!
So much fun ay? Well, after you make your MEGA NEON SHADOW FROST DRAGON FLY RIDE WITH EXTRA CINNAMON,
You get trust traded! And then… Scammed!! Slayyyyyy!
Person A: hey! Wanna play adopt me?
Person B: do you wanna get scammed?
Person A: umm… no….?
Person B: okay then!
Person A: so do you want to play or not?
Person B: no idiot
by Yoimiya! October 29, 2022
mugGet the Adopt memug.

Talk to me before you do anything

If you try to charge or detain me while the thing is going off, it could go very VERY badly for everyone. You need to stop trying to get the better of me. Use your faculties of reason...
Hym "And talk to me before you do anything. Seriously. You retards need to learn to both listen to and use your words rather than wielding authority and/influence haphazardly. Stop being a retard."
by Hym Iam April 18, 2025
mugGet the Talk to me before you do anythingmug.

go on without me

What someone says when they are going to leave someone alone in their journey.

Whether it's because they hate their guts, or because there is something preventing them from assisting said person (usually a fatal injury in the movies), the phrase usually stays the same.
Person 1: *gets stabbed in the heart*
Person 2: NO, 1!!! NOOO!!!
Person 1: G-go on without me... *dies*
mugGet the go on without memug.

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