gelp me

'gelp me' means someone misspelt 'help me'

Person A: gelp me
Person B: you mean help?

by sugoma balls August 8, 2021

jizzcuse me

When a man excuse himself because he came (very) early during sexual intercourse.

Can also be used outside of the « sexual intercourse » context, when someone want to excuse himself.

I think i’m gonna come!
Slow down babe i’m gonna come !!!
Oh no not now ...OHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jizzcuse me babe...

by 0litr0 August 24, 2018

Sweeted me

When you found something very funny or entertaining

that last picture sweeted me!

(UK equivalent to “it killed me”)

by Londron05029 May 22, 2024

one on me time

Used to express "me time," but played off of the phrase "one on one time."

Girl 1: Hey, what are you up to tonight?

Girl 2: It's been such a busy week, I really need some one on me time.

by jezzabezz July 21, 2010

call me son one more time

When alexander Hamilton gets pissed off

George Washington:Son I need you alive

Alexander Hamilton:Call me son one more time

by AROACECHAOTICSHIPPER May 22, 2024

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later jagiya

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later jagiya

-leeknow

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later JAGIYA 💜

by beomgyussandhanitizer_ January 29, 2025

Discrete pick me

A pick me girl that is discrete about it

“That girl jordyn is fr a discrete pick me”

by Bubble gurl1516 April 1, 2023