by Goddess of Night March 22, 2023

by Adolf Hitler 0427 May 18, 2022

When Curt goes on a "vacation" and decides to hang some siding. Metaphor for sleeping with a bunch of men before he has to go back to work.
by RustyDicks October 29, 2015

by Timothius91 October 23, 2008

When your dumb ass boyfriend leaves the toilet seat up, leaving you to nearly fall in. However, you somehow catch yourself before your cheeks touch the water. Causing yourself to hold your weight on the rim of the bowl.
"Holy shit (his dumb ass name here) I just had to monkey hang because you forgot to put the seat down, AGAIN!"
by Hisgirlfriend182 January 10, 2014

by Clit guzzler September 1, 2017

by pettibzb November 23, 2011
