mexican salad

When you discover some grumpy lettuce and yak all over it.

When that girl spread her legs, I gave her a mexican salad all over her shit.

by dyer October 15, 2006

Egg Salad

This occurs when two men have sex in the missionary position and subsequently one man's balls rest on the other's shaft, splitting the sac, one nut on each side.

Frenchman: "Dude let's you and me both go into the bathroom right now and make an Egg Salad"

2nd Frenchman: "Oui. hooooooooooooooooooo!"

by Erick Caceres September 18, 2008

salad fingers

I heard its whut a guy saw when he was tripping on acid and turned it into a flash cartoon

salad fingers creeps me out

by Totototokok April 7, 2005

Dick Salad

A Salad of some sort, being one which either actually contians small, bite sized portions of the male reproductive organ, or penis, or a anamorphic blob of complete nothingness, slightly resembling Male genitalia. Or just a salad that taste really bad. Or Smells of wang. Thank You.

" Holy shit! This fucking shit is complete Dick Salad!" OR " You are coming to dinner with us tonite Rupert and you WILL eat my Dick Salad or Else!" OR " OMG! Theres male genitalia in my ceaser salad!"

by Screaming In Silence March 15, 2005

toss salad

to eat someone's ass with jelly or syrup...and like it

"toss my salad bitch"

by bryan newman December 8, 2003

Salad Tong

A modified form of canoodling in which one partner, generally the smaller of the two, lays on top of the other. This positions the partners faces in such a way as to facilitate smooches.

Al: When I woke up, you and Linda were makin out!
Jeff: Nah bro, that was just the "Salad Tong"
Al: Oh, sick!

by snottypants angel April 10, 2011

poutine salad

the act of one female forcefully applying her genitals (bare or clothed) to the nose of another female.

suzy didnt look to happy when jaclyn gave her that poutine salad yesterday.

by grillmore December 5, 2010