The process of microstructure deformation here atomic bonds break, atoms move, and bonds reform at new positions.
"Y-Yamete stop banging my piece of metal!! I'm so m-malleable you're bending me all over the place!!" The piece of iron screamed in pleasure. His atoms were shoved around like a game of dodgeball, becoming permanently altered as the other piece of metal forced through his atomic bonds. It was a sensual game of slip n slide between sexually active atoms.
"Ngh!" The iron yelped. "C-Chotto matte!"
"Ngh!" The iron yelped. "C-Chotto matte!"
by Dick Chomper 42069 July 23, 2023

Robert " I don't know what I did to get these wounds on elbows?"
Angela " my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
Angela " my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
by Mad_signtist September 7, 2023

by brett fields July 12, 2006

by irishandy May 25, 2010

josh went roller blade with a friend and he came back with a burn like cut on his shoulder. we all said to him slide and burn!
by tara munro September 3, 2006

The act of placing a sheet of toilet paper on the end of an unflushable limpet turd, and quickly sliding it down the toilet as soon as you flush with the toilet brush, in the manner of hastily loading a cannon.
The Cthulu of the faecal deep would have remained submerged and dormant 'til the end of time, had it not been for Brian's expertly executed kaka slide.
by poomoj January 20, 2013

by SIgabyTheMage January 19, 2017
