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''National Slide tackle the short friend day''

''National Slide tackle the short friend day''Is were you can slide tackle the short friend.
by National Holiday board November 21, 2024
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The Sliding X Position

The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"

"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"

"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
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New England Slipping Slide

When a man takes his penis and uses a hollow sounding device to open it up wide, then his partner shits in the hole and removes the sounding device the man must then painfully push the shit out of his penis while his hands are tied behind his back. Commonly used in BDSM.
oh I did a New England slipping slide on her last night
by HHHUIOP January 11, 2018
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Slide

To kill all the opps or anybody associated with the other side
Aye Moe slime gonna slide on da opps
by Bigjanky May 24, 2021
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the bite and slide

A technique to get the meat off the stick. Inspired by the kebab.
Hey babe, do you wanna try the bite and slide tonight?
by weshouldallbefeminists June 27, 2019
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The Dark Slide

This is Star Wars' Emperor Palaptine's favorite breakdance move!
Emperor Palaptine, danced "The Dark Slide," when he found out Boba Fett captured Han Solo, of The Rebel Alliance! Unfortunately, the emperor's joy, will be short-lived, since Leia eventually rescues Han Solo.
by jrpgkin May 9, 2022
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Oklahoma Mud Slide

While in Oklahoma, combine a Luge (luge is a shot of your choice poured over the arse crack of a willing participant and the alcohol is collected as it drips off the participants bits) shot with an Alabama Pickle Back, by placing the finished pickle into the Luge before consuming.
e.g. Luge + Alabama Pickle Back = Oklahoma Mud Slide
Once the party has gone past wild, we bring out the Oklahoma Mud Slide.
by FrakkinRowdy July 4, 2021
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