Brokeback Jones

A very gay dude that is sexually attracted to other men; loves to suck cock; lick penis; lick hard cock; and blow hard penis.
Dude, that was so gay, you are such a Brokeback Jones.

Dude! Get off me! Stop being a Brokeback Jones!
by GGG Money February 01, 2006
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Dick Licker Jones

The worst possible insult, wins verbal slinging matches
Jimi Shut up. you are a Dick Licker Jones
by Ellbell November 11, 2005
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Pink Eye Jones

After butt fucking someone, you splooge in their eye, immediately giving them pink eye.
by Skip Williams November 24, 2007
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Jones high school

Jones high is a school located west Orlando where it’s full of black hoes who are fucked out and the dumbest black kids go there it’s lit af & most of west Orlando goes there and after school they go to Mc donalds to get fucked
Jones high school is the best school in west Orlando

#Crosstownwethehottestinthecity
by Kynadalksmith January 20, 2020
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Davy Jones’ Locker

where semen go to die. the small of a slapper's back, but can include her arse as well. often adorned with a tramp stamp.
wow, even the prosta-tots have a shag-tag on Davy Jones’ Locker now-a-days!
by bcoe January 31, 2008
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Mitchell Paul Jones

A Mitch Jones is whatever you want it to be. If you want it to be your best friend, done! Worst enemy, done! If your a Mitch Jones than you could get almost any woman you want. But you don't because you don't want you're wife to kick everybody's butt. A Mitch Jones is tuff. If you tried to eat a Mitch Jones you would have to chew just one piece till you were 80 years old. He could beat you and your dad up even if he was 5 years old. But he doesn't. If your lucky.
Man I don't know what to do with my life. Should I help the hungry, or cure cancer?

Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?
by Jason Jay Shields December 14, 2020
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