lick-a lot-a-puss

a lesbian: usually a lesbian dinosaur

them two bitches over there are a lick-a lot-a-puss

by yo greasy-greasy grandma March 7, 2005

lick the cat's ass

the act of doing nothing; dire boredom

guy 1: "What's up?"

guy 2: "I've just been staying home every night lately, licking the cat's ass."

by Cubi August 27, 2005

Shit Licking McAssfuck

Meaning that you lick shit and that you fuck ass.

Hey Dude, you are a shit licking Mcassfuck. you blow on cock.

by Shit Fucking McAss Shit May 16, 2010

self-licking wound

a product or process geared to or causing a cycle of self-reinforcing entropy or addiction

Stan found out sugar addiction was a self-licking wound, the more he got, the more he wanted. It was a hard way to learn the Law Of Diminishing Returns.

by Cousin Leopold December 23, 2008

lick my seahorse

A girl the wants oral sex performed on her

"I want you to lick my seahorse"

Oral sex I want you to lick my seahorse

by cunts fucked May 18, 2014

Fuck lick combo

Licking someone out for 5 seconds then dipping your cock in 5 times. You keep repeating the process until she comes.

Licking someone out for 5 seconds then dipping your cock in 5 times. You keep repeating the process until she comes. fuck lick combo.

by Johny Edward October 2, 2013

blow torch lick

Explosively flatulating upon a sexual partner's face mid-asslicking.

Denise received a full-force blow torch lick and needed stem cell skin grafted onto her wrecked-up facehole.

by UncleDisco September 1, 2016