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Morbid-keeping

Morbid-keeping, also known as morbid keeping, or morbidkeeping, is a form of gate keeping used commonly across the internet.

It's etymology is a combination of the word "Morbid" And "Gatekeeping"

It's used on videos that have something morbid, scary, or distressing, and when a person asks for context, and instead of giving actual context, the response will be morbidkeeping, used in phrases such as: "You don't wanna know, oh the horror...", " You poor soul..." "You don't wanna know man"
A random popular streamer: "Guys, I'm trying to find the source for this but it's all just morbid-keeping replies!"
by ayochadbeat December 8, 2023
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"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?" is a 2021 colloquialism that expresses astonishment in response to an action perceived as rude, intrusive, or tactless. It is often shortened to "Can you believe the pockets on them?" or, simply, "the pockets."
"My mother-in-law just left a voicemail that she's on her way to stay with us for the next month..."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"

"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"

"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."
by eggsaladsocks September 24, 2024
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Keep it pushin pal

An passive aggressive, authoritative, informal way of telling someone to keep moving along, especially in a job setting where managing the flow of people is considered important.
E.g bouncers or security.
I’ve already told you 3 times - you’re not on the list. Now keep it pushin pal.

Area’s off limits. Move along, keep it pushin pal.
by 3ballmonster June 9, 2024
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Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic
Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC
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Keep fit

To be ahead eveytime or to be the coolest
I'll always keep fit n makin' new hit but this stuff is offbeat
by Deala1 April 1, 2021
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keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning ".despite all the surprises life may throw at you, there's still hope"
Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire.
by Sexydimma April 7, 2017
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keep a spare

To keep some distance in a relationship so as not to get sick of each other.
Girl 1-How are things going with the new man?

Girl 2-Great, we can't keep our hands off each other!
Girl 1-just remember to keep a spare..
by Chaser469 March 4, 2018
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