1. Verb. To masturbate to the point of prolonged euphoria.
2. Noun. A low level gang member. Usually made to do the dirty work of the higher memebers.
2. Noun. A low level gang member. Usually made to do the dirty work of the higher memebers.
by UrbanSlangScholar July 23, 2025
Get the Goon mug.The act of gooning within a dream. If this is during astral projection this could even lead to one performing sexual acts on one’s physical body during projection.
Daryll said he got carried away during astral gooning last night and ended up finishing inside himself
by DreamGooner November 22, 2025
Get the Astral Gooning mug.When you go fishing with 3 or more people with dicks on a swampy body of water during the night and they go on for about 3-4 hours to the of unconsciousness. When done your dick and balls a state called cumtoses causes an explosion of cum all over the swamp and the other people.
by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024
Get the moon gooning mug.A secret class at the AP level available under the following requirements:
- Attaining a score of five on the following exams:
- AP Chemistry
- AP Calculus BC
- AP Physics
- AP Literature
- AP United States History
- Having a notable edge score (consistent for over 6 hours) confirmed with video evidence on the internet.
Coursework involves constant practice, learning terms and notable people within the gooning culture, and learning new forms and mental preparations.
No copies of prior exam are available online due to the confidential nature of the class. However, the majority of reports include a section of the exam that prompts examinees to "run the gauntlet", gooning through increasingly troubling material.
No known persons have passed the exam.
- Attaining a score of five on the following exams:
- AP Chemistry
- AP Calculus BC
- AP Physics
- AP Literature
- AP United States History
- Having a notable edge score (consistent for over 6 hours) confirmed with video evidence on the internet.
Coursework involves constant practice, learning terms and notable people within the gooning culture, and learning new forms and mental preparations.
No copies of prior exam are available online due to the confidential nature of the class. However, the majority of reports include a section of the exam that prompts examinees to "run the gauntlet", gooning through increasingly troubling material.
No known persons have passed the exam.
by Glendonson June 10, 2025
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Get the Flicker-Goon mug.International Gooning Day is a holiday celebrated everyday on January 10th to commemorate the loss of Nautica Malone, as on that day on January 10th, 2025, he was caught gooning at a Bikini Beans Coffee Shop in Arizona. On this day, people goon to whatever they feel like in solidarity before a two-minute silence follows for the loss of Nautica. An acronym some might use is IGD.
by Sriracha kid 111 April 6, 2025
Get the International Gooning Day mug.A generally low ranking member of the Unorganized Militia. These are generally the most disposable members of a revolution, that exist to die protecting Liberty and overthrowing tyranny. True Goons are well trained and have the "Speak Softly, but carry a big stick" mentality. They are lovers of people and defenders of freedom. Goons have no racial, Gender, religious, orientation, or Socioeconomic criteria to join. They are an all inclusive group and welcome anyone (besides tyrants and pedophiles).
The Goons are down at the Public library, wearing plate carriers with their rifles, to keep the mayor from burning the books that cover the terrible things the Nazi's did.
by George Washington's Ghost October 1, 2021
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