eye test

To bundle one's family into the car, drive to a beauty spot and get out for a wander whilst the country is under lockdown rules. (Ideally after previously driving 260 miles across the country)

Me and the kids are off to the beach for an eye test.

by dylanc533 May 26, 2020

eye-jam

An eye-jam is a staring contest on steroids. Two combatants, usually dom and craig, lock into a dead stare into the depths of each others irises. Winner is determined by the first person to blink, look away or smile. While seeming mundane in its nature, excessive and/or extreme, perhaps even backwards, eye-jams can lead to deterioration of sight, lack of ability to see color, loss of depth perception, low self esteem (if youre dom), extreme gayness (again, if youre dom) and in some worst case scenarios, even paralysis or death.

Dom couldnt eye-jam his way out of a wet paper bag.

by boodism April 11, 2011

eye bogies

The 'sleep' or muck you get in your eyes of a morning, or you just don't wash properly. Can be crusty. Not to be eaten.

'you've got eye bogies'
'I have crusty eyes, must be the eye bogies'

by Posh Birds Do It Best February 16, 2012

bung eyes

bung eyes is a medical condition were one of the eyes in a human is a lazy eye and when they look at you its weird because you dont know if they are looking at you or if they are looking at the person next to you or both

person 1 "hey that brad guys eyes are funny"

person 2 "yeah hes got bung eyes and cant eat sugar"

person 1 "ohh i see,that sucks"

by metalupyourass November 2, 2006

3 eyes

Insult for someone wearing a monocle.

British guy after tipping his top hat and putting a monocle up to his eye: Pip pip. Cheerio.

American guy: Fuck you 3 eyes!

by bigbadmama January 25, 2011

Beautiful Eyes

Beautiful eyes is what people say to babies to get them to open and close their eyes, flashing their eyelids. Justin Recio is known for being the famous "beautiful eyes" guy since his picture was posted on the blogging site Tumblr by My. The picture was of him closing his eyelids and showing off his eyelashes.

Beautiful Eyes! "baby flaunts her/his eyelashes around.

by qmr August 25, 2010

flys eyes

when your getting head and you rest your balls on the bridge of the girls nose.

Teddy-"yeah suger pie that feels great, now lets see some flys eyes"

Janis-"oh yeah Teddy bear put them on my nose"

by johnny jerkmeoff April 28, 2006