Mr. Dick Ear

Mr. Dick Ear is the term you would call someone who has an ear fetish and enjoys putting their dicks into people's ears.

She found out that the strange man was a Mr. Dick Ear when he tried to have sex with her ear.

by Undesirable.savage May 22, 2016

Put it in my ear

When someone says something so scrumptious, you tell them where to shoot you said goodie.

Person 1: A Ford Ranger is a good vehicle

Person 2: Why don’t you put it in my ear

by handlesog December 20, 2020

bloody christian ears

Blood exploding from your holy ears from people talking about disgusting body parts sexually

Stacy abuses my Bloody Christian Ears when she talks about her huge hairy goat balls

by DDRJ12 December 3, 2017

pistol grip ears

Grabbing the right and left ears as hand grips as guides for oral Sex.

I used my girlfriends pistol grip ears and made her lick my scrotum.

by Scans old lady May 12, 2018

Alabama Ear Fuck

Viciously jamming your finger in and out of one's ear.

He just alabama ear fucked me!

by JuiceBoxWithNoStraw September 22, 2016

One-ear club

When the teacher lets you listen to music during class, but they only let you listen with one ear.

Bro, Mr. Richard let us do the one-ear club today.

by Alex Tyde March 5, 2020

Indiana Ear Mite

Dried crusts of semen left in the ear canal, after a night of intoxicated debauchery.

Crystal had to clean out her Indiana Ear Mites, after Jamal drank too much and lost control of his aim.

by Moon Dog Rex August 10, 2023